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Apparently Consequences Have an Impressive Sense of Direction

Apparently Consequences Have an Impressive Sense of Direction | Long Sleeve

Currently Accepting Unrealistic Expectations | Hoodie

Currently Accepting Unrealistic Expectations.

Dressed for a Level of Productivity I Will Not Be Providing | Hoodie

Existence Remains a Bold Strategy.

Gravity Remains Committed | Hoodie

Gravity Remains Committed | Long Sleeve

Gravity Remains Committed.

I Attended the Meeting. Nobody Won.

I Came to Avoid Staying Home.

I Count Coming Here As Effort | Hoodie

I Had Momentum. Then Adulthood.

I Have Become The Bottleneck

I Have Become The Bottleneck | Hoodie

I Have Become The Bottleneck | Long Sleeve

I Miss People Until They Arrive.

I Offer Nothing to This Meeting

I Regret Becoming Informed.

I Saw People Today. That's Enough.

I Saw People Today. That's Enough. | Long Sleeve

I Was Available. This Was A Mistake. | Hoodie

I Was Having A Perfectly Good Day. Then I Had To Participate