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Gravity Remains Committed.

Apparently Consequences Have an Impressive Sense of Direction

I Was Having A Perfectly Good Day. Then I Had To Participate

I'm Here Due to a Series of Poorly Timed Decisions

My Problems Have Apparently Mastered Cellular Division.

I Had Momentum. Then Adulthood.

Teamwork: Makes the Blame Harder to Assign

Existence Remains a Bold Strategy.

I Came to Avoid Staying Home.

I Attended the Meeting. Nobody Won.

I Miss People Until They Arrive.

I’d Like To Speak To Last Week’s Version Of Me.

Currently Accepting Unrealistic Expectations.

I Offer Nothing to This Meeting

I Have Become The Bottleneck

I Regret Becoming Informed.

I Saw People Today. That's Enough.

Original Parts Mixed Results

I'm Operating On Historical Momentum

My Back Has Opinions.

The Consequences Have Located Me.

Unexpectedly Conscious Again...